I’m no biologist, but I’m happy to stick my neck on the line and say that animals aren’t usually stirred up into a sexual frenzy by a glimpse of human flesh. Subtlety had most definitely taken a walk during that meeting. Need convincing? The box art, displaying what looks like a particularly gaudy looking pink bed spread, features Lula in one of her ‘sexy’ poses, and a snippet of text boasting about the ‘Bouncin’ Boob Technology’ featured within. It’s Leisure Suit Larry without the wicked bits of humorous dialogue. It’s a hint of crudery for people who never flicked through the mythical adult mag in the bushes at their local park. It’s vague titillation for those unwilling to peruse the internet. Of all the things one could say about Lula 3D, it could never be accused of trying to hide its true nature. Lula 3D uses this opportunity to tell you about itself too, although it does it by showing a lurid, stylised picture of its titular star laid across a car bonnet, charms on show. You know that period when you’re waiting for a game to install and don’t really have anything to do? Well, there are some games that try to make use of that time, say, by playing some atmospheric music or treating you to a slideshow of concept art – StarCraft 2 used it to help players catch up with the story, for example.

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